Thursday, October 2, 2008

Thursday Randomness

Three Random/Unique Physical Features About Joel

1. I have tiny feet for my height. Six feet tall with size 8-8.5 shoes means lots of toppling. I blame this fact on why I'm not very good at skateboarding. And because I'm terrified of falling and scraping my knees.

2. I have palatal tori. Just learned about it at the dentist this week. It means I have weird bone spurs on the roof of my mouth that could interfere if I ever got dentures. It sounds stranger than it really is.

3. There is not a single T-Shirt in the world that fits me properly. By properly, I mean fits at the shoulders, the waist, and is a proper length. One of those measurements will inevitably be significantly too small or too big. Either it appears I stole the clothes off a toddler or I'm trying to be a gangster, respectively. When I find the rare T-Shirt that nearly fits, I'll wear it until it literally dissolves from extended use.

How's that for random? :)


  1. Wonderful post.
    I love your blog.
    Keep up the great work!

  2. I've had ingrown toe nails removed from both feet.

  3. OH joel mayward,

    you're the best.