Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Top 10 Unconventional Christmas Movies

(Reposted from one year ago)

You won't find nativity scenes, elves, Santa Claus, or a baby Jesus in any of these movies. The number one film doesn't even mention Christmas. I mean, what top movie list puts a campy '80s horror flick directly above the greatest American film ever made? A list of unconventional Christmas movies, that's what! And these are about as unconventional as you can get.

10. About a Boy (2002): Cynical and immature, Will manages to get by in life off the royalties from a Christmas song his father wrote. When he encounters Marcus, a precocious yet lonely young boy, both of their lives will be transformed for the better. This film manages to tackle some of the more difficult realities of the holiday season--loneliness, family issues, even suicide--in a light-hearted and affecting way. "No man is an island." John Donne wrote that. Or maybe it was Jon Bon Jovi.

9. What Would Jesus Buy? (2007): A documentary following the Church of Stop Shopping Gospel Choir, led by the charismatic Reverend Billy. This hilarious-yet-sobering film focuses on the consumerism and commercialism that has overtaken the Christmas season. My favorite scene features the entire choir outside of Walmart's headquarters screaming and wailing as they perform an exorcism on the demons of consumerism.

8. Frozen River (2008): In the days leading up to Christmas, a single mom (Melissa Leo) at the end of her rope embarks on a dangerous partnership to keep her home from foreclosure. Located on the border of Canada, she and a young Native American woman are drawn into the illegal activity of smuggling immigrants across the border. A compelling and gripping drama, Frozen River captures a number of American themes--independence, rising above circumstances, and doing whatever it takes for one's family.

7. Millions (2004): A seven-year-old boy finds the best Christmas present--a large bag filled with money literally falls into his play fort. With the help of some saints, the highly spiritual boy must find ways to spend the money in the best way possible. This imaginative family film reveals that goodness might possibly trump greed if one has the heart of a child.

6. Citizen Kane (1941): "Rosebud." The final words on a dead tycoon's lips don't seem to make much sense unless you follow the rise and fall of his entire empire. Orson Welles' masterpiece, and arguably the best film of all time, could also be considered a Christmas film. I don't want to spoil it for anyone who hasn't seen it, but Rosebud and Christmas have a strong connection.

5. Gremlins (1984): There are a couple rules that come with this strange Christmas present. First, don't get your mogwai wet. Second, keep your mogwai out of bright lights, especially sunlight. Third, don't feed your mogwai after midnight. A family finds out the hard way what happens when each of these rules is broken and an army of green monsters--gremlins--invades their town. I remember watching this campy cult classic when I was a kid.

4. The Proposition (2005): Gritty and violent, this Australian western from director John Hillcoat (The Road) centers around a moral dilemma for one outlaw (Guy Pearce)--find and turn in his deadly older brother to the authorities, or his incarcerated younger brother will be hanged on Christmas day. Like the writings of Cormac McCarthy, the film focuses on the depravity of humanity in the context of the western frontier. Definitely not a family film; it doesn't get much more violent (or spiritually enlightening) than this.

3. Edward Scissorhands (1990): A young man/machine with scissors for hands is embraced by the neighboring community after the death of his inventor. Like another Son who entered into our world, Edward is misunderstood and rejected by many, with only a few understanding the love he brings. The first pair-up between quirky director Tim Burton and quirky actor Johnny Depp has a beautiful scene where Edward carves an ice sculpture in the front yard, with haunting music and Winona Ryder twirling in the newly made snow. This strange fable might become your next delightful holiday treat.

2. Die Hard (1988): The doors of the elevator open up, revealing a dead terrorist with a Santa hat and the words, "now I have a machine gun. Ho, ho, ho," written on his chest. So begins the thrilling cat-and-mouse game with one man (Bruce Willis) taking on a team of terrorist thieves who have crashed an executive Christmas party. Possibly the best action film ever made, it's unconventional Christmas at its very best. (Note: this film is rated R for language and violence, having plenty of both, so use wisdom and discernment in deciding whether to watch this film.)

1. Children of Men (2006): With a world crumbling in the midst of despair and ruled by a corrupt empire, a young woman finds herself miraculously pregnant. Her baby is literally the hope of the future, the salvation for a dying planet. A faithful man--not the father of the child--chooses to embark on a mission to save the woman and child from the powers who would seek their harm. Through this unlikely trio, a dark world experiences the light. Along with stunning cinematography, this dystopian science-fiction film parallels the nativity story in remarkably beautiful ways, pointing to the hope that Christ brings at Christmas.

Honorable Mentions:
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964): The aliens on Mars kidnap Santa Claus and two children because there is no one to distribute presents to their Martian children. Nothing says "Christmas cheer" like aliens kidnapping your children!

The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978): This is a television special that aired during the holiday season in 1978, mostly a marketing ploy to keep building off the momentum of the first Star Wars. Han and Chewbacca must travel back to Chewie's family to celebrate LifeDay. You can see Chewie's family sit around, do the dishes, watch TV, and all sorts of other boring things, all leading up to a LifeDay celebration that includes Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia) singing. George Lucas admits to trying to have all of the copies destroyed, but I had the pleasure/horror of first seeing this special in college. It's a holiday special you'll never forget, as long as you can stay awake.

Any other unconventional movies you enjoy during the Christmas season? Suggest them in the comments!


  1. What a fun list! Die Hard and Gremlins definitely require Christmas time viewings. I think I would slip in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. The field trips to Hogsmeade in particular. Also, Planes, Trains and Automobiles even though it's more of a Thanksgiving movie, the themes are still relevant.

    1. I second the Prisoner of Azkaban! Great list tho.

  2. Eyes Wide Shut. I always watch it around Christmas. The yuletide setting allowed for plenty of interesting uses of color throughout the film.