Monday, August 6, 2012

Haikus for Bad Films

In lieu of wasting my time writing an entire review of these recently-viewed mediocre movies, I chose a more poetic form: I wrote a haiku for each film. Sometimes the worst films bring out the creative side of me.

Enjoy the haikus, avoid the movies.

Battleship (2012)
Board game movie? Miss! 
Transformers, Friday Night Lights 
Don't mix. Boom, bang, dumb!

Immortals (2011)
Visual artist 
Just cannot tell good stories, 
Remakes 300.

The Future (2011)
Offbeat indie film 
With nothing sincere to say. 
Joyful? No. Dull? Yes.

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